Sry I called you an 8
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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