I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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