i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Randomize