yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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