Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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