This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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