I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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