Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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