Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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