haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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