And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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