How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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