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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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