Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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