He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Randomize
