so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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