Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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