All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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