do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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