your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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