Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You're like the curious george of whores
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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