My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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