Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
love makes seman taste better
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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