What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
