This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He felt like a one man threesome
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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