FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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