He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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