high people should be assigned attendants
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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