problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no you cant smoke seaweed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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