Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
