It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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