she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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