he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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