Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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