party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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