Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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