how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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