i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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