You made me cry and you don't even care
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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