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i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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