We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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