So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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