so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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