did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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