next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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