But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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