Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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