i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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