we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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