I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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