im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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