Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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