whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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