She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Everyone says I win the strip club
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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