Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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